Billie's Safe: Drinking Game

(Because you can follow the plot even if you’re face down in the carpet)
by Natlyn with additions by zvi

Drink:

Once if a character pulls a gun

Twice if the character holds it horizontally

Thrice if the gun is fired

Once if a character pulls 2 guns

Twice if its Van or Deaq

Thrice if both guns are fired

Once if slow motion cuts in while a character is walking

Twice if it’s Van or Deaq

Thrice if it’s Billie

Four times if it’s all three

Once if there’s a high-speed chase

Twice if a car does a 180 or higher rotation

Thrice is guns are fired out of the fast moving cars

Once if Van, Deaq or Billie wear tanktops

Twice if Van, Deaq or Billie show their midrift

Thrice if Van or Deaq isn’t wearing a shirt

Four times if Billie isn’t wearing a shirt

Once if Van talks about his feelings

Twice if Deaq talks about his feelings

Thrice if Van gets Deaq to talk about his feelings

Four times if it happens in a car or van

Once if Van smiles at Deaq

Twice if Deaq smiles at Van

Thrice if Deaq calls Van ‘baby’

Once if a character gets beat up

Twice if its Van, Deaq or Billie

Thrice if its by Ray Ray

Once if you can sing along to the lyrics of the incidental music

Twice if you can identify the artist

Thrice if you can identify the song.

Once if Van or Deaq reveal that they're cops to someone

Twice if it's to a criminal

Thrice if it's because of Billie's orders

Once if they're on a case that shouldn't be handled by undercover cops

Twice if it's outside they're jurisdiction

Thrice if it's a federal case

Four times if it's out of the country

Bonus drinks

Five times if you can identify the character/name of the show Deaq’s father played in the 1960s

Six times if you can identify the character/name of the show Van’s father played in the 1970s

Ten times if you can identify the music video from which an action sequence is lifted, because you are entirely too sober for this game.

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